I Have A Secret.

2009-06-28 17:23:34 by MadiiMonsterr
Updated

I am a wizard.
HARRY POTTER IS MY BFF


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nitrogyennitrogyen

2009-06-28 17:24:43

cool story bro'

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Thanks, bro'


themanthelegendthemanthelegend

2009-06-28 17:24:43

Well now everybody knows.

MadiiMonsterr responds:

THEN I GUESS IT'S NOT A SECRET


nitrogyennitrogyen

2009-06-28 17:24:55

O 'RLY

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Yes, really.


nitrogyennitrogyen

2009-06-28 17:25:10

NUMA NUMA

MadiiMonsterr responds:

AMUN AMUN


ilikeblamingcrapilikeblamingcrap

2009-06-28 17:25:56

AWESOME! can i meet him?

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Well we are awfully busy at Hogwarts...


ChdongaChdonga

2009-06-28 17:28:06

A gurl on Newgrounds!?

MadiiMonsterr responds:

MORE LIKE A WIZARD ON NEWGROUNDS?!


All-American-BadassAll-American-Badass

2009-06-28 17:34:12

Is it becuase he's british?

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Why of course.


KILLY12KILLY12

2009-06-28 18:08:59

Well if your a wizard, I'm a dragon

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Sounds good to me


jmalouin7jmalouin7

2009-06-28 18:30:14

*throws a brick at the wizard*

MadiiMonsterr responds:

*throws a cinder block at the faggo-I mean Jamie*
:3


OliverOliver

2009-06-28 18:36:26

*Throws a brick at Jamie for throwing a brick at a wizard*

MadiiMonsterr responds:

*Throws arms around Lagamuffin for being awesome*


igottigott

2009-06-28 20:37:09

Uhh, is it okay if he challenged me to a duel, with full regard that I just came back from target practice and I shot him with a Henry .22?

MadiiMonsterr responds:

No :(
That would be awful!


All-American-BadassAll-American-Badass

2009-06-28 21:21:41

thats like discrimination

MadiiMonsterr responds:

thats like discrimination


nitrogyennitrogyen

2009-06-29 14:59:48

sdfgbvcfghnb?

MadiiMonsterr responds:

WHY YES, OF COURSE


FlyByNightFlyByNight

2009-06-29 18:08:04

The Hogwarts school year is over, I know, I'm Dumbledore.

MadiiMonsterr responds:

:U
I don't believe you.


MaximusMaximus

2009-06-30 05:46:58

I thought I, Ron, was your BFF.

:C

MadiiMonsterr responds:

YOU NEVER ASKED ME TO GO TO THE YULE BALL


Wraith2000Wraith2000

2009-06-30 17:22:40

E-DRAMA

EVERYONE SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE

If its still there after aforementioned period of time, everyone must proceed to go AN HERO on some shitty live webcam site for the sake of containment. REMEMBER DRAMA SPREADS RAPIDLY IN HEAVILY POPULATED SITES WITH NETWORKING CAPABILITIES. Remember to inform the media; everyone knows during summer they never get any good news stories, and would happily pounce on any shitty diseased tidbit they can find.

I'm gonna go fold some laundry in a minute.

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Lame.


MisterUnderstoodMisterUnderstood

2009-07-01 15:52:03

Lmfao like you know what trolling is.

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Age/Gender: n/a, Male

Hit puberty and then come back. Kthxbai.


GigaBearGigaBear

2009-07-01 16:28:18

Are you a bear?

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Sure why not.


igottigott

2009-07-02 14:17:59

I troll without alts.

MadiiMonsterr responds:

It's better that way, don't you agree?


igottigott

2009-07-02 14:45:54

That's why gaiafags piss themselves in my presence.


MisterUnderstoodMisterUnderstood

2009-07-02 15:52:04

Lmfao, who taught you that? Twilight?

Tell me, do the stickam regs like it when you put on this cool front? I bet it gets them hot. Please stop raping my Newgrounds with your horrid attention whoring.

Did you get your period yet?

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Oh please stop crying, and unfourtunately yes.


KalebKoreKalebKore

2009-07-02 21:12:59

Except, not, because I am. :P

MadiiMonsterr responds:

You got me there


jmalouin7jmalouin7

2009-07-02 22:55:21

Harry Potter died this morning :(

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Oh stop lying


wafflecake12wafflecake12

2009-07-03 11:31:36

NO WAI

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Yes way


33

2009-07-03 14:54:08

girl you must be a playground slide because i want to go down on you
repeatedly

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Three


33

2009-07-03 14:54:43

girl you must be a black market organ harvester cause you just stole my heart

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Three


33

2009-07-03 14:57:37

girl u must be an NES cartridge because i will blow on your slot until you
start functioning

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Three


DevourerJayDevourerJay

2009-07-05 21:09:33

i killed harry potter

MadiiMonsterr responds:

You would never do such a thing.


igottigott

2009-07-06 14:14:15

WE WON! GAMER30HRPLUS IS GONE!

MadiiMonsterr responds:

AWW YEAH
*high fives*


igottigott

2009-07-06 15:08:37

You can thank IFUN, FoxtrotZulu, Keshicus and I.

MadiiMonsterr responds:

I do thank you guys :]
KIND SIRS, WITH A GLORIOUS VICTORY


igottigott

2009-07-06 15:14:25

And other trolls for their great help.
Including AlbinoTitan, Wyvvern-Guy, Wartooth118, Wraith2000.

MadiiMonsterr responds:

That's quite a few people.
They are all very thanked


igottigott

2009-07-06 19:31:17

You cannot thank RKThrilla. All he did was go lfamo.

MadiiMonsterr responds:

:(
Fine, I won't


blackabyss763blackabyss763

2009-07-06 23:28:09

Zomg spoiler alert! Harry Potter married Ginny Weasley.

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Like I didn't already know that.


SyskoSysko

2009-07-07 12:44:19

I have a question - is Harry Potter gay?

MadiiMonsterr responds:

No sir, he is not.


wafflecake12wafflecake12

2009-07-07 22:30:04

GORYBLIZZARD IS A MEANIE.

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Yes sir, yes he is.


SevenSeizeSevenSeize

2009-07-08 01:44:25

cast a spell!!!!!

MadiiMonsterr responds:

EXPECTO PATRONUM!
It keeps the dementors away :]


blackabyss763blackabyss763

2009-07-08 22:26:45

But I wanted to surprise you...='(

MadiiMonsterr responds:

I'M SORRY :U


AchromaticAchromatic

2009-07-10 01:50:51

Liar.

MadiiMonsterr responds:

I would never lie to you, btw nice new name.


ZackZack

2009-07-10 21:55:58

Madi is awesome.


ZackZack

2009-07-10 21:56:20

Fifty is half of one hundred.


jmalouin7jmalouin7

2009-07-11 04:06:32

WHORE!

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Skank


luigipwnsmarioluigipwnsmario

2009-07-12 19:26:29

HOLY FUCK ITS A WIZARD

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Amazing, I know.


blackabyss763blackabyss763

2009-07-12 22:28:34

Can you turn water into Mountain Dew? If you can do that, you're better than Jesus.

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Yes of course.


blackabyss763blackabyss763

2009-07-13 15:27:35

=O *worships*

MadiiMonsterr responds:

:U
No need to worship me


masterchef56masterchef56

2009-07-14 20:16:27

Well, atleast I love everybody instead of one person.

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Nothing wrong with that.


DannyJayDannyJay

2009-07-15 18:32:31

I want to see the new movie. care to join me?

MadiiMonsterr responds:

I'm sorry Willi already asked me, IF ONLY SOONER.


jmalouin7jmalouin7

2009-07-15 23:29:22

*Kills Willi*

Dany you are good to go

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Will is immortal.


jmalouin7jmalouin7

2009-07-15 23:52:01

*dances on willi's dead body*

MadiiMonsterr responds:

Willi is immortal.


jmalouin7jmalouin7

2009-07-15 23:53:18

anyone wanna join me?

MadiiMonsterr responds:

William is immortal.


Leo625Leo625

2009-07-16 17:41:53

That doesn't narrow it down very much